Smile! :)

Jun. 26th, 2009 04:35 pm
bbgreenie: (MP frontal)
http://www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners/

They're good! :)

Wow.

Jun. 10th, 2009 10:25 pm
Disapproving frog IS disapproving.

The epitome of disapprovement, so to speak.

XD

May. 9th, 2009 04:14 pm

Found on www.funtoosh.com :

A complex family tree

Many many years ago
When I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.

This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa.

(Which I posted in the comments to the last one and it's just too good to share for a Whovian!):

http://eatliver.com/i.php?n=4143

(Don't want to direct-link this, it'll do, won't it?)

Lulz

Mar. 31st, 2009 06:35 pm
No really. ^^
Probably funnier for the Germans, as it's not quite as mistakable in English, but nevertheless...

An ad supplement from today's paper:
Huh? )




AWwww....

Feb. 10th, 2009 03:48 pm
My goodness.

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bbgreenie: (MP frontal)
 Apparently, this Gentleman wasn't too impressed with his food on a Virgin transcontinental flight. 

So he wrote a letter to Richard Branson.

http://www.popbitch.com/home/which-one-is-the-starter-which-one-is-the-desert/

Gotta love this.

AWww.

Jan. 27th, 2009 06:15 pm
bbgreenie: (turtlewhome)
Alrighty, sergeant Turtle! XD

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From [livejournal.com profile] persiflage_1's LJ (originally from Neil Gaiman's Twitter) comes this gem. XD

Anybody on my German flist remember Benny Hill (I suppose I don't have to ask the English native speakers, right?)

Whoever came up with the idea to mix Doctor Who, Benny Hill and Eminem rules. And may also have a serious drug problem. ROFL



Edit: Credits for this go to BabelColour.
Sorry for the rush posting, but I so LOLed at this:

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Those two would've been great friends with our first family cat. She used to sit on the door like that all the time.

ROFLMAO

Nov. 18th, 2008 09:15 pm
bbgreenie: (MP frontal)
Zur Feier des Tages und weil LJ wieder online ist -

Danke [livejournal.com profile] iris_happydays, für den Hinweis auf die neue Berndi-Nachtschleife... XD
Ich lach mich schlapp, besonders über die Monty-Python-Parodie im zweiten Teil... *pruuuuust*



Rooofl...

Nov. 10th, 2008 04:40 pm
Seen at [livejournal.com profile] fid_gin's - this one is just too good. ;) I could be at it all day.

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Do You Have The David Tennant Inside?

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*SPLORT*


We All Adore a Tenth Doctor.

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Nothing to add, Your Honour. XD
bbgreenie: (MP confusecats)
One of my comms led me onto this:

http://www.twolumps.net/

Gotta love sarcastic cats. *G*

Edit: Ooooh, and here's a Hamlet one too!
http://www.twolumps.net/d/20051228.html
 And to more substantial things too. But in the meantime, I just had a chuckle at this:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/7702913.stm
 ... auch besser formulieren können. 

Oder?

sueddeutsche.de heute:

" Von der Wiesn auf die Spielwiese: Die frostigen Temperaturen während des Oktoberfests führten zu einem erhöhten Kuschelbedürfnis - und einem reißenden Kondom-Absatz."
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